29 October 2005
4 foot rule, my ass
I never bother to stop for the petition folks, but for this one issue I've made an exception: Seattle's new strip club rules. If I want to bury my face in between some chick's tits and pony up the $20 or so for the privilege, then I should be able to, goddammit. This isn't about getting my rocks off, it's about freedom. You'll thank me later.
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fred, did you just say that there is a four foot rule for your ass? no offense, dude, but i don't think anyone really wanted to get that close to your ass anyway. but if it's for freedom . . . well, heck, i'll sign.
I haven't encountered the rule in action yet, but I'm sure I'll be disappointed. Having been to clubs in Oregon and California, the stippers are alot prettier, and seem to work harder for what little they get, so it could be to our advantage. In any case, I'm still trying to deal with the no smoking within 20 feet of any opening (even the governor's wife's hole...) in the State of Washington.
I read in the Stranger that a Seattle Citizens for Free Speech turned in 35,000 signatures to challenge the regulations. The rule is on hold until the public has a chance to vote on it. I have still yet to test it out, but I hear that the Deja Vu in Lake city is outside the ruling anyway, and there is always Honey's in Everett. At least, that's what I hear...
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